Friday, September 18, 2009

Let's All Breathe a Sigh of Relief

President Obama has a light saber, everything is going to be okay now.

Getting health care reformed and the finance industry fixed should be a piece of cake; he can just use Jedi mind tricks to defeat the Dark Side... except that I think Jabba the Hut might be heading up the opposition, along with Voldemort, Sauron, and the Woodland Critters from South Park.

Uh oh. May the force be with you, Mr. President!


  1. And just when I think I couldn't possible like you more. RAH RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. That Woodland Critter Christmas was the best Christmas episode I've seen of any show! So sad when the mama mountain lion died, and her cubs had to learn to perform abortions so they could get the anti-Christ out of Kyle...

  3. Glen Beck looks like Voldemort and Rush Limbaugh looks like a fat woodland creature who has been feeding on carrion. But the Dark Side has legions of lemmings and vaults of money, and I'm losing hope.